• A funny French Bulldog T-shirt for anyone familiar with the impressive amount of noise a sleeping Frenchie can make. Featuring the phrase “I’m Asleep. The Noise Is Separate.” with a snoozing French Bulldog illustration, this design captures the breed’s snoring reputation with dry humor. Perfect for French Bulldog moms, Frenchie dads, bulldog lovers, and anyone who shares a room with a very noisy sleeper. A playful everyday tee for fans of Frenchie humor, lazy dogs, and breed-specific gifts.
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Asleep Frenchie T-Shirt

Asleep Frenchie T-Shirt

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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Color: Black
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Big personality, selective hearing and zero respect for personal space. Our funny Dachshund T-shirts celebrate everything that makes Doxies impossible to resist — perfect for Dachshund moms, dads and sausage-dog lovers.

Gildan® Softstyle 64000
👕 Relaxed unisex fit for easy, all-day comfort
🧵 Soft ring-spun cotton with a smooth, breathable feel
🌿 Lightweight and comfortable for walks, park days and everyday wear
📏 True to size with an easy, flattering fit
🐶 Made for dog lovers — durable enough for everyday life
🌱 Ethically grown and harvested US cotton                                   
Proudly made, Packaged, and Shipped in the US

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Looking After Your New Frenchie Tee

  • Wash cold, inside out
  • Use mild detergent
  • Wash separately the first time, especially darker colors
  • Air dry when possible, or tumble dry low
  • No bleach or fabric softener
  • Do not iron directly over the design

A little care will help keep your tee soft and the print looking great for longer.

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My Own Fur Baby

I now share my life with Poppy, a beautiful Jack Russell and Miniature Schnauzer cross — fluffy, treat-driven, full of chaos, and endlessly lovable. She has already inspired designs based on the funny, real-life moments dog lovers know so well.

My last dog, Maisie, was a big part of the inspiration behind Chosen Paws, and over the years I’ve also shared my life with rescue dogs, including Honey, a miniature Dachshund with a personality all her own.

Chosen Paws is inspired by the joy, humour, quirks and everyday chaos that come with loving dogs. Every design comes from a genuine love of the personalities that make them so unforgettable.

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Soft, breathable and made for everyday wear, our tees are comfortable enough for dog walks, lazy days and everything in between.

Printed for a crisp, lasting finish, they’re easy to care for and designed to stay looking good wear after wear — a dependable favorite for life with dogs 🐾

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